Thursday, August 10, 2006

Campaign of TEA

I hereby declare the victory of Shujing in the Campaign of The Extermination of Ants (in a certain corner of Shujing's room).

I agree to a large extent with the statement that "Shujing's victory is due more to the strengths of Shujing than the weaknessess of her opponents (da ants.)". Shujing has several strengths which include superior weaponry, more sophisticated brain power, while her opponents have several weaknesses which include the lack of weaponry, the pathetic-ness in size, and lack of a resistance to Shujing's attacks.

Shujing has superior weaponry as compared to the ants. In the first campaign against the ants, Shujing has used sophisticated technology, namely the wonderful and brilliant invention of the vacuum cleaner, to suck the mass of ants away. In this campaign, she has succesfully made use of some sticky tape to seal the hole in the wall of which the ants climb into, therefore preventing the entering of ants into her room.

Shujing has also demonstrated the use of a capability unique to most human beings, that is, intellectual thinking. In this recent campaign of TEA, she has used her brain to seal up the hole in the wall to prevent ants from climbing in.

Her opponents have several weaknesses.

Firstly, the ants do not posess any weaponry sophisticated enough to fight against Shujing. Being worker ants, they seldom bite and cannot scratch or harm Shujing in ways other than psychologically throwing her into utter disgust. Futhermore, they proved to have very little way of getting out/in of their hole after Shujing has sealed it.

Secondly...

Thirdly...

In conclusion, Shujing's success in this recent campaign is due more to her strengths than to her opponents' weaknesses.

So much for history essay writing skills. Ah.

Whatever the case... i killed ants. Ah. Where did the oh-so-benevolent-shujing disappear to? Nah she didn't disappear. She has just transformed after seeing the destructive powers of the ants and the disgusting state of them floating in her cup of water, dead, and if they're alive, they would be swimming in it.

Oh but this event as also served to proved Shujing's stupidity... the ants have bred with her having no inkling of it for a couple of months.

Trust me... it's a horrifying sight seeing the multitude of ants. It's almost life-changing (for the ants cos i have a higher propensity to kill them)... and from then on, you'd hardly tolerate ants or see them as "cute lil hard working things just doing their job".

Ok enough about ants... its back to history time. =)

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